Jennifer- “I wasn’t that drunk” Josh- “You were crying because you wanted to meet Jennifer Lawrence”
josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom
actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson
So tell me,
When did you graduate from Killjoke University?
2004 i was valedictorian
okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline.
ke$ha’s mom gives thanks to her daughter for washing her first dish
why hasnt kesha bought her mom a dishwasher yet
seriously it’s 2013 where is this??
2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.